Current residents. If it says "benchQueen" it has been here over a year and I have excuses.
id
machine
status
notes
r610-06
Dell PowerEdge R610
REPAIR
iDRAC reflashed, HDD backplane caddy rattles
t610-02
HP T610 thin client
DEPLOYED
OpenWrt, upstairs AP, zero complaints
s20-mod
Sun SPARCstation 20
IDLE
too loud, too cool, too little to run
pxe-box
Fujitsu Primergy 300 SFF
ACTIVE
netboot menu for everything, pxe-boot still magic
psu-grave
17 dead PSUs
QUEUE
one recap session per weekend, no exceptions
bench rules
1. nothing leaves until it survives 48h memtest.
2. if a cap is even slightly domed, the whole rail gets replaced.
3. label everything with a sharpie immediately, tomorrow-you has no memory.